ideas for anti-social networking

Sadly, the domains getoutofmyfacebook.com and yourinvadingmyspace.com are taken by cybersquatters. Still, there's got to be a market for anti-social networking sites for introverts such as myself. I'm thinking something like this:

• Instead of sending "winks", you could send "cold glares"
• Instead of "friends" you can have "people you're avoiding"
• "what I'm doing" would be replaced with "passive-aggressive behaviors"

You get the point.

All of these ideas grew out of a late-night post comedy and ice cream bit of brainstorming near Davis Square with some friends last night.

If only I were social enough to actually want to implement any of this. :)