Dear patient friends of mine,

You guys are some of the most patient people I know. you've got to be, you're my friends. I mean, you email me, write to me and what have you gotten in return? Not too much. It's not that I don't love each and every one of you. Really. I'd like to blame it on work. You see, I spend far too many hours each and every day staring at a computer screen and responding to a seemingly endless stream of emails. By the time I get home, I really don't want to type any more emails, and lately I've been too lazy to pick up a pen and write.

So I just wanted to say thank you for writing, and sooner rather than later I will actually get around to writing back. In the mean time I do appreciate the death threats. They make me laugh. I especially appreciate the rabid pack of dingoes that I got in the mail last week, that was especially creative.

Lazy as always,
Jason